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Old 12-08-2009, 09:54 AM   #81
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I just got taken a nice big dump in the operators bathroom right next to the control room. They are going to be hating me. Couldn't post when I was in there cause it's cell phone restricted.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:42 AM   #82
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9 pages of this $hit.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:57 AM   #83
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9 pages of this $hit.
I only see 5.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:58 AM   #84
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We aren't even done with page 1 yet.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:06 PM   #85
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5 pages for me now since I edited my settings to 20 per page.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:22 PM   #86
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Clearly you have never been anywhere that contractors have been in. Chicks have got nothing on a contractor that decides to take a shit on the floor and walls.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:22 PM   #87
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5 pages for me now since I edited my settings to 20 per page.
Doesnt matter if its 1, 5 or 9 its all full of win

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Old 12-08-2009, 01:25 PM   #88
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
in the building where I used to work there was no button on the auto flush mechanism

apparently, you are supposed to completely cover the sensor for 5 seconds for it to override the thing.

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You're a woman, so your nastiest bathroom is 10x cleaner than our nicest.
I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.

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Old 12-08-2009, 01:44 PM   #89
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I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.

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Old 12-08-2009, 04:03 PM   #90
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I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.
My last job required me to clean the rest rooms sometimes, and I can vouch for this as well.. Men's room was always almost spotless, but women's room on the other hand.. scary shit man. I will never accept a job again that calls for rest room cleaning. I still feel the need to wash my hands 20 times after touching any door knob.
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