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Old 07-20-2009, 11:11 PM   #81
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:43 PM   #82
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Test Pilot.

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Old 07-21-2009, 12:20 AM   #83
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:42 AM   #84
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:43 AM   #85
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Not tomato farmer?
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:47 AM   #86
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Not tomato farmer?
no, botany / horticulture is not in my blood. the only living things i am good at are with animals. I need to post up a pic of what is left of the plant, its very very sad.
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:59 AM   #87
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no, botany / horticulture is not in my blood. the only living things i am good at are with animals. I need to post up a pic of what is left of the plant, its very very sad.
Sorry Gina
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:29 AM   #88
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I wan to open my own shop and be a motorcycle mecanic. I love bikes, I love fixing things, and I want to be my own boss. After going to Wheelers and a couple of oher great shops lately I started thinking about how great it would be to not only do somehing I love but in doing so make it possible for others to do what they love.

And porn star would be a horrible job. The put a bunch of makeup on weird places on your body, make you get under hot lights, you have to keep starting and stopping, and there are tons of people around. You can barely call it sex.
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:59 AM   #89
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Want me to let you know the next time they have a call-up?
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:36 AM   #90
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And porn star would be a horrible job. The put a bunch of makeup on weird places on your body, make you get under hot lights, you have to keep starting and stopping, and there are tons of people around. You can barely call it sex.
Don't forget that male porn stars are not the stars, and they usually have to do guy on guy stuff to make a living at it.

I think I will keep my amateur status, thank you.
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