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Old 02-13-2009, 11:28 AM   #1
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Default Major crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its 10:30am the coffee machne broke, theres no D?D for miles and I cannot leave the site

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Old 02-13-2009, 11:32 AM   #2
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its 10:30am the coffee machne broke, theres no D?D for miles and I cannot leave the site

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Quick, smoke two cigarettes and powerslam two cokes at the same time, that'll get you by for a couple of hours.
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM   #3
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...on my 2nd cup of Kona. I've got a couple more cups in the pot. Life is pretty good right now.
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM   #4
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We're currently retrofitting an old DC-3 to fly in coffee supplies.
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:39 AM   #5
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:00 PM   #6
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who's got the Nelson pic? btw, my DD is yummy
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:03 PM   #7
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I guess he doesn't want to hear about this tastey cuban coffee I'm sipping right now.

I guess I'll keep my mouth shut.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:07 PM   #8
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I guess I'll keep my mouth shut.
that would be a first
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:14 PM   #9
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As someone who doesn’t leave the house without downing a least 2 pots "I am hear to Help!"
1st open the coffee can or bag
2nd Using the Thumb and forefinger of your dominate hand take a large "Pinch" of Coffee
3rd Place said Pinch Between Cheek and Gum
4th allow to steep in place swallowing periodically
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:36 PM   #10
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i contacted a medvac guy i know. we're airlifting you a latte. remain calm. help is on the way
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