DO NOT Bring Any Sauce

LeeNetworX · 06-02-2009, 03:42 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...145392897.html

Originally Posted: Wed, 29 Apr 01:39 EDT

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT

I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

Location: Pittsburgh, Northside
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $1 USD

PostingID: 1145392897

CrazyKell · 06-02-2009, 03:45 PM

Whiskey tango foxtrot!

Corey · 06-02-2009, 03:48 PM

Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.

rogue · 06-02-2009, 03:49 PM

Double U

Tee

Eff

Rider · 06-02-2009, 03:51 PM

Hmmmm I'd say it was OSP, but this guy is in Pittsburgh.

The question I have is, why have her wear anything? I don't want fabric softer fucking up the flavor.

Avatard · 06-02-2009, 03:53 PM

Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.

z06boy · 06-02-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.

Ok I guess that does make sense IF one is in to that sor of thing.

JoJoYZF · 06-02-2009, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.

I was thinking the same thing.

Homeslice · 06-02-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

The question I have is, why have her wear anything?

He was probably afraid she would demand more than $1 compensation.

Sixxxxer · 06-02-2009, 04:23 PM

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

06-02-2009, 03:42 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	DO NOT Bring Any Sauce http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...145392897.html Originally Posted: Wed, 29 Apr 01:39 EDT Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit. Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. I will require at least a 5 minutes stay. A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure. Please supply your own footwear. The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner. Location: Pittsburgh, Northside it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $1 USD PostingID: 1145392897

06-02-2009, 03:48 PM	#3
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

06-02-2009, 03:53 PM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles! ...or at least fart. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-02-2009, 04:23 PM	#10
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

06-02-2009, 03:45 PM	#2
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Whiskey tango foxtrot!

06-02-2009, 03:51 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Hmmmm I'd say it was OSP, but this guy is in Pittsburgh. The question I have is, why have her wear anything? I don't want fabric softer fucking up the flavor.