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Old 12-04-2009, 09:31 AM   #1
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SHITTER WAS FULL!

Bwahahaha it never fails or gets old to me...
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:35 AM   #2
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Shitter was full!



Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there
on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him
brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want
to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap,
ying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,
dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:16 PM   #3
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Shitter was full!



Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there
on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him
brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want
to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap,
ying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,
dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:45 PM   #4
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:59 PM   #5
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Eddie: They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

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Old 12-04-2009, 05:20 PM   #6
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I'm gonna have to watch this soon.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:21 PM   #7
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I'm gonna have to watch this soon.
It's been on TV every day for the last week.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #8
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It's been on TV every day for the last week.
Not on broadcast it hasn't.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:32 PM   #9
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Not on broadcast it hasn't.
Oh that's right. I think it has been on TBS or something like that.
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Oh that's right. I think it has been on TBS or something like that.
I need to get some extra curricular tv action going.
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