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Old 05-21-2009, 04:04 PM   #1
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Default New Baskin-Robins ice cream flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road". (You know Tom & Jerry nor Haagen-Daaz would never stoop to such a non-PC marketing scheme...)


Barocky Road


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:05 PM   #2
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:06 PM   #3
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:06 PM   #4
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White Chocolate maybe?
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:23 PM   #5
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My best friend owns a BR.

After reading that to her, she is refusing to speak to me. And I according to her, I am an "ass".

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Old 05-21-2009, 04:41 PM   #6
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My best friend owns a BR.

After reading that to her, she is refusing to speak to me. And I according to her, I am an "ass".

ah poor mari
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:27 PM   #7
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Lmfao...brilliant!
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Old 05-21-2009, 08:09 PM   #8
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Old 05-21-2009, 10:40 PM   #9
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:29 AM   #10
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It still looks more appetizing than Rumsfeld's Flaming Baby Raisin...



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