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Old 11-05-2009, 05:19 PM   #1
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:28 PM   #2
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Holy christ!!! What an idiot!
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:41 PM   #3
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Kryst, where to start?

I love how his shoe caught some serious air.
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:42 PM   #4
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Lets see


righteous tan: $32 month tanning bed

oiled up physique: $2.65 baby oil

1970’s too short-shorts: $1 bargain bin at goodwill

Black socks: 4-$2 champion special

Forgetting to wipe the baby oil off your palms before you grab the brake lever : Priceless
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:37 PM   #5
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holy shit, I can't stop laughing

First time, I cringed but then he walked away scratching his head like, "WTF"

That was like a bad cartoon

From the looks of things and by his reaction (trying to put his feet down, etc) I highly doubt he's had any time on a bike before
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:56 PM   #6
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Next time don't pop a wheelie trying to impress perfect strangers at the front door.

Dumbass guido.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:03 AM   #7
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He must not have been going all that fast since he got up and walked away.
I am digging the short shorts and no shirt!
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:02 AM   #8
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:03 AM   #9
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