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Old 07-12-2010, 12:41 AM   #1
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Old 07-12-2010, 01:10 AM   #2
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I've seen better transformations than that, but agree that makeup is a crazy thing.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:24 AM   #3
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it's all a trick!

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Old 07-12-2010, 09:56 AM   #4
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She looked better before, still kinda funny though
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:36 AM   #5
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She looked better before, still kinda funny though
Agreed. I hate it when chicks bury themselves in makeup and basically make themselves look like trash.

Fav part was when she was crying over her Masters.

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Old 07-12-2010, 10:39 AM   #6
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I lol'd.
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:39 AM   #7
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She looked better before, still kinda funny though
I think that was the point she was trying to make.

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Old 07-12-2010, 10:42 AM   #8
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I'd wreck the before or after version. I'm not picky.
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:16 AM   #9
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I'd wreck the before or after version. I'm not picky.
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:36 AM   #10
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