How the world works lol

Ducati Diva · 09-26-2009, 04:05 PM

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then by adding:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and
Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

Yamerhaw · 09-26-2009, 06:39 PM

that's pretty good, and mostly true

Dave · 09-26-2009, 06:42 PM

thats pretty cute lol

marko138 · 09-29-2009, 04:33 PM

Nice. A lot of truth to that. You gotta know how to play the game.

09-26-2009, 04:05 PM	#1
Ducati Diva just learning Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: western nc Moto: 1996 M900 Posts: 1,348	How the world works lol Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then by adding: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM. __________________ Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut who stood it's ground! Last edited by Ducati Diva; 09-26-2009 at 04:10 PM.. Reason: the numbers had plus signs so +1 came up before every number lol

09-26-2009, 06:39 PM	#2
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	that's pretty good, and mostly true __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

09-26-2009, 06:42 PM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	thats pretty cute lol