Your last, perfect ride...

PiZdETS · 03-23-2008, 03:45 AM

Hypothetical nonsense time twf; You're given 24 hours to live and allowed any ROAD BIKE of your choosing and transportation to ANY PUBLIC ROAD on earth to spend the rest of your time enjoying.

What bike? What road? Pics and/or video of both encouraged.

Mine; Tuono R

Davos to Stelvio;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpkarzx0-aY

note; Yes I'm a complete internet fanboy. I've never been on an aprilia so I have no idea for sure how I'd like it and I've never been to Italy or Switzerland. But the internet hath told me both are good and I believe them.

Mr Lefty · 03-23-2008, 04:34 AM

I think I'd have to start in Italy, head up through the Alps on your road above... up into Germany and finish the day... and my life... on the Ring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zn1gSF3gP0

on this

OneSickPsycho · 03-23-2008, 10:07 AM

Chromed and stretched out turbo Busa with NOS... on an open highway someplace extremely flat... I'd get that bitch up to 210mph... and then crash into a car full of naked teenage girls.

Mr Lefty · 03-23-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Chromed and stretched out turbo Busa with NOS... on an open highway someplace extremely flat... I'd get that bitch up to 210mph... and then crash into a car full of naked teenage girls.

what about the burgers?

OneSickPsycho · 03-23-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

what about the burgers?

I'll be eating them on the way.

Mr Lefty · 03-23-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I'll be eating them on the way.

you won't even need to chew... just raise your head... and let the wind force them down your throat!

OneSickPsycho · 03-23-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

you won't even need to chew... just raise your head... and let the wind force them down your throat!

I'd try that, but I wouldn't want to prematurely choke and die.

Mr Lefty · 03-23-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I'd try that, but I wouldn't want to prematurely choke and die.

shit how long a ride is this!? you can't hold your breath for 2 mins?

OneSickPsycho · 03-23-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

shit how long a ride is this!? you can't hold your breath for 2 mins?

Long ride... 200+ for at least 15 minutes.

Mr Lefty · 03-23-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Long ride... 200+ for at least 15 minutes.

ahh ok... well the last mile... start stuff'n burgers in your mouth... the suffocation will just enhance your awareness of said teenagers!

03-23-2008, 03:45 AM	#1
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03-23-2008, 04:34 AM	#2
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	I think I'd have to start in Italy, head up through the Alps on your road above... up into Germany and finish the day... and my life... on the Ring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zn1gSF3gP0 on this

03-23-2008, 10:07 AM	#3
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Chromed and stretched out turbo Busa with NOS... on an open highway someplace extremely flat... I'd get that bitch up to 210mph... and then crash into a car full of naked teenage girls.