Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that moon rock."

askmrjesus · 09-23-2011, 11:36 AM

Missing moon rock found among Bill Clinton's files

Source: (AHN) Reporter: Diane Alter
September 23, 2011 10:00 am EDT

A long lost, highly valuable moon rock, bought back by Apollo 17 has been found in former U.S. president Bill Clinton's files.

The rock, missing for 30 years, was one of 50 presented to each state after the 1972 space mission. It was presented to Clinton's predecessor Gov. David Pryor in 1976. The rock hung in the governor's office that was later occupied by Clinton. The rock was apparently packed away with Clinton's memorabilia after it fell off its plaque.

The moon rock is estimated to be worth $10 million. NASA says that few of the rocks, which were encased in acrylic and mounted on a plaque with the intended recipient's flag, can be located.

The rock has been missing since 1980. Reports are that the rock fell off the plaque and was mistakenly packed away with gubernatorial papers belonging to Clinton. The archivist knew exactly what is was when he stumbled upon it.

Three months after Apollo 17 returned home, then-president Richard Nixon ordered that fragments of the rocks carried home by astronauts Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmidt be distributed among 135 foreign heads of state, the 50 U.S. states and its territories. When presented to the states as gifts, they became property of the state they were donated to. Only 60 can be located. The rest are said to have been stolen or lost.

The rock is currently safely stored in a library safe.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/artic...on%27s%20files

JC

OneSickPsycho · 09-23-2011, 01:07 PM

I'm willing to bet it smells like a fat chick's vagina.

AquaPython · 09-23-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I'm willing to bet it smells like a fat chick's vagina.

candied yams?

fatbuckRTO · 09-26-2011, 09:18 AM

Who puts a moon rock in a junk drawer? If it falls off the plaque, get some goddamn crazy glue.

Smittie61984 · 09-26-2011, 04:42 PM

Only a few can be found? I still have some Lava rocks my dad brought back to me while on TDY in Hawaii. Survived 4 moves since 1996 and I still can find it.

How do you lose a Moon rock? Oh yeah, government I forgot.

09-23-2011, 11:36 AM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that moon rock." Missing moon rock found among Bill Clinton's files Source: (AHN) Reporter: Diane Alter September 23, 2011 10:00 am EDT A long lost, highly valuable moon rock, bought back by Apollo 17 has been found in former U.S. president Bill Clinton's files. The rock, missing for 30 years, was one of 50 presented to each state after the 1972 space mission. It was presented to Clinton's predecessor Gov. David Pryor in 1976. The rock hung in the governor's office that was later occupied by Clinton. The rock was apparently packed away with Clinton's memorabilia after it fell off its plaque. The moon rock is estimated to be worth $10 million. NASA says that few of the rocks, which were encased in acrylic and mounted on a plaque with the intended recipient's flag, can be located. The rock has been missing since 1980. Reports are that the rock fell off the plaque and was mistakenly packed away with gubernatorial papers belonging to Clinton. The archivist knew exactly what is was when he stumbled upon it. Three months after Apollo 17 returned home, then-president Richard Nixon ordered that fragments of the rocks carried home by astronauts Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmidt be distributed among 135 foreign heads of state, the 50 U.S. states and its territories. When presented to the states as gifts, they became property of the state they were donated to. Only 60 can be located. The rest are said to have been stolen or lost. The rock is currently safely stored in a library safe. http://www.allheadlinenews.com/artic...on%27s%20files JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

09-26-2011, 09:18 AM	#4
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	Who puts a moon rock in a junk drawer? If it falls off the plaque, get some goddamn crazy glue. __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

09-26-2011, 04:42 PM	#5
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Only a few can be found? I still have some Lava rocks my dad brought back to me while on TDY in Hawaii. Survived 4 moves since 1996 and I still can find it. How do you lose a Moon rock? Oh yeah, government I forgot. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

09-23-2011, 01:07 PM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I'm willing to bet it smells like a fat chick's vagina.