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Old 12-14-2009, 02:10 PM   #1
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Default staring at boobs = longer life

"She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.""

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Old 12-14-2009, 02:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:16 PM   #3
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I think what the article is saying is "if men weren't perves they would live 5 years less"...since all men stare at boobs anyway.
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:43 PM   #4
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Save lives! show us your boobs!

Extend lives, among other things, show us your boobs!

Enrich lives! let us fondle your boobs!
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:51 PM   #5
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Staring at your avatar gives me longer schwang.
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:13 PM   #6
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So make with the pics.
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:37 PM   #7
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:32 PM   #8
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Does that mean gays die sooner?

Sorry Lee, it was nice knowing you.

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Old 12-14-2009, 11:12 PM   #9
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Woohoo, I'm going to live forever!!! Shit, better get a job paying more money.
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Old 12-14-2009, 11:35 PM   #10
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"She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.""
As it turns out, 5 minutes of looking at tits is the same as two pints of beer, and a vacuum cleaner infomercial.

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