Would you buy it?

Triple · 11-10-2010, 11:08 PM

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derf · 11-10-2010, 11:11 PM

Now that would be a product that sells. I bet churchgroups would be the biggest purchasers.

tallywacker · 11-10-2010, 11:17 PM

Crucify your child with Velcro. Sounds like fun.

goof2 · 11-10-2010, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

I thought about putting Mich ael Jack son up in the top left corner saying something like "just like Jesus," but I'm actually presenting this to a Christian class.

Maybe I'll put a halo on him.

I'd guess around 50/50 odds you will get a talking to about "poor taste".

caveman · 11-11-2010, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple

Have to present a new and exciting product to my Marketing Management class next Tuesday. Instructor's only requirement was not to present anything in "poor taste."

That is AWESOME!!!! I want one. Are they available online? I would totally pay for that shit. very good deterant for when my son wants to act like a total fool. Then when the kid acts a fool I could strap him in that and then hang it right on the wall next to the TV and he wouldn't be able to watch. But, he would be able to watch everyone else watching it and see them enjoying it.

tommymac · 11-11-2010, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by caveman

That is AWESOME!!!! I want one. Are they available online? I would totally pay for that shit. very good deterant for when my son wants to act like a total fool. Then when the kid acts a fool I could strap him in that and then hang it right on the wall next to the TV and he wouldn't be able to watch. But, he would be able to watch everyone else watching it and see them enjoying it.

I will just borrow one from work for ya

wildchild · 11-11-2010, 08:14 AM

while I think it's funny as hell I have to agree with Goof2 I think you will be spoken to and maybe get a mark on your record that says you may be "disturbed".

looking at it from a legal standpoint if a parent were to use that product would they put themselves in a position to be charged with child abuse? I would say yes from that graphic.
(this was my serious answer as you seemed to be serious about using it for a class)

azoomm · 11-11-2010, 09:28 AM

I think it's a fantastic product. Though, if it's a serious display for class, the marketing materials can be taken as poor taste. Polish your materials...

I've been wanting a Velcro wall forever...

Particle Man · 11-11-2010, 09:49 AM

It's definitely, uh, interesting

defector · 11-11-2010, 12:27 PM

If the kids are really bad, do you hang it upside down?
Also, there should be something to cover their mouth - looking at the picture, they can still vocalize. Maybe throw in a free Jeebus gag ball with every purchase. That'l learn 'em!

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wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	while I think it's funny as hell I have to agree with Goof2 I think you will be spoken to and maybe get a mark on your record that says you may be "disturbed". looking at it from a legal standpoint if a parent were to use that product would they put themselves in a position to be charged with child abuse? I would say yes from that graphic. (this was my serious answer as you seemed to be serious about using it for a class)

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azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	I think it's a fantastic product. Though, if it's a serious display for class, the marketing materials can be taken as poor taste. Polish your materials... I've been wanting a Velcro wall forever...

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