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Old 08-06-2009, 01:35 AM   #1
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I'm Brazilian. Brazilians have a day for everything.

Here, there's Mother's Day, Father's Day...hell, there's even Secretary's Day...but nowhere near as many "Days" as there are in Brazil (for instance, there's a Children's Day).

Well, tomorrow (August 6) is Sex Day.

I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...but then again, come to think of it, I already celebrated on Wednesday.

Well, a little extra celebration never hurt...

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Old 08-06-2009, 02:49 AM   #2
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fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.
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Old 08-06-2009, 04:13 AM   #3
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fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.
Hey I've been fucking a cute Polish babe but I could stand a change of pace, I'll come with you! To Brazil!!!
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:19 AM   #4
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Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:18 AM   #5
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Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.
Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:26 AM   #6
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Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:43 AM   #7
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Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day.
That was my joke... I just said I hadn't taken yoga to give to myself.


Ooooh, you meant... yeah.. no.
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Old 08-06-2009, 08:21 AM   #8
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His hot wife is his avatar picture.
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:18 AM   #9
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I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...



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Old 08-06-2009, 09:34 AM   #10
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