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Old 04-13-2009, 09:44 AM   #1
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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

I have SO done something similar!
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Old 04-13-2009, 10:49 AM   #2
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I once went to Wal Mart and picked up something that I knew would fit in my backpack. I got to the bike and realized that I didn't wear my backpack that day
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:22 AM   #3
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I've spent a couple rides home with food or whatnot crammed into my jacket cause i forgot i didnt have a backpack. Once it was a bottle of vodka for a party i was having at my house later that night... glad i didnt get pulled over on that trip.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:52 AM   #4
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Well when leaving the adult toy store I think I would have deflated her and folded her up until I got her home.

I mean if I was in to that sort of thing...

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Old 04-13-2009, 12:03 PM   #5
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Oh shit.
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I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:21 PM   #7
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I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.
Necessity is the mother of invention...
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:23 PM   #8
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we have had to call a car to come and pick up the groceries we have bought cause we forgot we were on the bikes
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:44 PM   #9
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we have had to call a car to come and pick up the groceries we have bought cause we forgot we were on the bikes - FML
Fixed.

First time I wen to Steve and Berry's I was so thrilled with the $5 T-shirts and $7 pants that I got $100 worth of clothes and then realised I was on my bike. It's amazing how far bunjee chords can stretch.
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:14 PM   #10
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I stopped at Meijer's to pick up a "couple things" and ran into a huge sale on ribeyes! I bought over $100 worth @ $5/lb and called a cab to drop them off at my apt FTMFW! I think the cab was about $10. I wasn't leaving them som-bitches at the store...NO FUCKING WAY!!!
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