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Old 08-05-2009, 12:31 PM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:50 PM   #2
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Thanks. The HOA one made my day.
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:56 PM   #3
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Damn you....I have reports to run and now I am not going to get them done.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:00 PM   #4
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As for the flashes of light in the sky, that’s lightning, you idiot. Have you noticed at about the same time the wicked sky lights are flashing, there are evil drops of liquid falling from the sky? We are in a drought. I would think rain would make you thankful.

As far as the dead animals go, you idiots don’t know how to drive on the winding mountain roads. That is called ROADKILL. If you will notice, these are squirrels and rabbits that just walk in front of you as you drive down the mountain with your retired tunnelvisionist eyes glaring straight ahead.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:26 PM   #5
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the strangerthaneviction.com one is pretty awesome too
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Okay, I can't read anymore because the left side of the text is falling off into oblivion. It has engulfed the first 4 or 5 letters halfway thru the Landlord of the Flies one.

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the strangerthaneviction.com one is pretty awesome too
Yeah I have been on the website for the last 15 minutes. I might try and keep up with it to see how it turns out.
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Old 08-05-2009, 03:02 PM   #7
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I'm disrupting the whole office with my loud laughing!!
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Old 08-05-2009, 03:47 PM   #8
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I wanna read more about the HOA letters.

People like that is the reason I prefer to live out in the sticks.

I tend to find 6:30am a good time to cut my grass, and I randomly pick weird times to target practice.

Seems my neighbors spoiled ass grandson thinks my driveway and the ditch is a good crossing spot for him and his friends riding dirtbikes and 4-wheelers after I already told them to not drive on my property. I bet he will run out of money for tires before I run out of roofing nails.
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