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Old 04-27-2011, 11:07 AM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:19 AM   #2
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Awesome.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:32 AM   #3
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This one is WAAAAAAAAYYY better:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...r4=recommended
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:51 AM   #4
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Counterpoint
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:33 PM   #5
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:36 PM   #6
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Yeah, I remember that... fucking sucks.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:41 PM   #7
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'Sort of' on topic...

The Grimms Fairytales are very graphically sexual, only it's all in metaphor so the kiddies don't know. .
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:16 PM   #8
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The Grimms Fairytales are very graphically sexual, only it's all in metaphor so parents think the kiddies don't know. .
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:38 PM   #9
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'Fables', by DC Comics, are much better.
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