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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.
Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often. So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch! And you single guys? This could work for you, too.... Picture this, you're out at a bar or restaurant, there's an attractive woman who catches your eye. Saunter up and tell her: "I need to have sex today." "Umm... why?" "Because I didn't have any yesterday..." "....So?" "You don't understand.... if I don't have sex every other day, I will die a premature death. Do you want that guilt on your shoulders?" How can you fail with logic like that? ![]() Last edited by neebelung; 03-19-2008 at 09:07 AM.. |
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moderator chick
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![]() ![]() I've never understood the need to beg.
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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moderator chick
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![]() ![]() I mean, sex will cure any headache... and clears the head so you can sleep... great workout... and so much more. Maybe we should just write up a list for the guys on the forum? Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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is in your head...
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no thanks. i wanna be a rich, young widow.
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
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No way am I using "Oprah says so" That bitch is the cause of much misery in the lives of men. This could be the only thing she's said to actually benefit a man.
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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![]() Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much. I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P
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Trailer Queen
Join Date: Feb 2008
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[QUOTE=Mistress Maygin;19488]Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.
Dam how long does it take to clean up and what kind of sex are you having where the clean up takes a while. I mean it only takes me like a min. to put away the swing and the whips. |
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