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Old 07-19-2010, 09:28 PM   #1
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Just had a visit from the local police, the guy threatened me because someone else said I shot his cat with abb gun. I wasnt even in the house, i was out getting food, and walking back in the house he said i fit the description of what was reported.

The cop came in all big and tough, telling me he was gonna get a warrant for the house and the car. Then after separating us and questing us seperattely, and getting the same answers, let us go after lecturing and threatening us for half an hour.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:31 PM   #2
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Search for what? A bb gun? And WTF is that gonna prove if he finds one? Almost everyone I know had a effing bb gun... Owning one doesn't mean you shot the damn cat.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:34 PM   #3
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dont even have one, but I do have a paintball gun, but no air. Any way, its illegal to discharge a firearm, any firearm in md. Been here 3 weeks and already a visit from the police
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Just had a visit from the local police, the guy threatened me because someone else said I shot his cat with abb gun. I wasnt even in the house, i was out getting food, and walking back in the house he said i fit the description of what was reported.

The cop came in all big and tough, telling me he was gonna get a warrant for the house and the car. Then after separating us and questing us seperattely, and getting the same answers, let us go after lecturing and threatening us for half an hour.
Bet this guy reported you
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:49 PM   #6
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Old 07-20-2010, 01:25 AM   #7
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Maryland sucks ass. Move up to PA where you are allowed to CCW
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Old 07-20-2010, 01:29 AM   #8
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Old 07-20-2010, 01:39 AM   #9
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In high school I got called over by the police because a short, blonde, skinny male made terroristic threats. In HS I was 6', brown hair, and close to 200lbs. I did get in trouble for telling the other school's principle "You must be a fucking genius".

However if you did shoot the cat with a bb gun you deserve a beat down from the cop. Not for shooting the cat but for shooting the cat with anything less than a 44mag or not throwing it at road signs.
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