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Old 11-01-2008, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default So...You wake up and find you've been....

transported back to 1000 AD in Europe wearing what you have on now.

Would you be burned at the stake as a witch/warlock ? What would you do ?


Personally I think I'd ditch my clothes be a hermit until I got to know WTF to do. Then I'd run that joint.
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:51 PM   #2
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hellz yeah. I'd ditch my clothes, wait for some random person to come by and grab em, take their clothes and once I've got a good idea of how things work, run everything.
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:17 PM   #3
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sounds like a conversation lol
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:19 PM   #4
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sounds like a conversation lol
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:37 PM   #5
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uh, i'd avoid the cities so i dont get the plauge. then i'd fucking kill myself from bordom.
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:42 PM   #6
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Why not you know invent something that we take for granted therefore immortalizing yourself. (and then commit suicide because of ugly women and lack of motorcycles)
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:45 PM   #7
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usually people that thought for themselves were either killed by the nobles or killed by the church back then. your best bet may just be keeping your mouth shut.
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:54 PM   #8
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serious. I would be known as Vator Long Junk. I would be a professional baby maker.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:03 PM   #9
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yea... with whom? the hairy bushed hairy legged hairy armpit'd plump unbathed un tan inbred noble society or the scrawny lice infested disease ridden malnourished filthy toothless low class society? oh yea they have just as much hair as the rest of the chicks too.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:58 PM   #10
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yea... with whom? the hairy bushed hairy legged hairy armpit'd plump unbathed un tan inbred noble society or the scrawny lice infested disease ridden malnourished filthy toothless low class society? oh yea they have just as much hair as the rest of the chicks too.
Teach them how to shave. Then go to the local whore house and tech them. Man kind would immortalize you for that alone.
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