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Old 08-31-2010, 04:11 PM   #1
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:15 PM   #2
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Moms can fix just about anything.
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:18 PM   #3
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nah, i am going with the mystical powers of breasts on this one.
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Old 08-31-2010, 05:42 PM   #4
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A remarkably unscientific thread, suspicious
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:24 PM   #5
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:05 AM   #6
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A black hole would crush that baby like a grape.

Black holes win over love.
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:17 AM   #7
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A black hole would crush that baby like a grape.

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Washington?
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:40 AM   #8
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nah, i am going with the mystical powers of breasts on this one.
I dunno about miracle powers of titties, but I'm pretty sure that the kid sat ther for 2 hours saying, these things are pretty cool, maybe I should hang around. I'm also pretty sure hes gonna turn out gay because it took him 2 hours to figre it out.
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Old 09-08-2010, 10:04 AM   #9
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I dunno about miracle powers of titties, but I'm pretty sure that the kid sat ther for 2 hours saying, these things are pretty cool, maybe I should hang around. I'm also pretty sure hes gonna turn out gay because it took him 2 hours to figre it out.
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Old 09-08-2010, 10:41 AM   #10
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did you see the pic? the mother was white.
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