Dude shoulda bought a cat instead...

askmrjesus · 12-22-2011, 02:40 PM

Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape
By Pat Reavy
December 21st, 2011 @ 12:48pm

TAYLORSVILLE — A 34-year-old man has been arrested for investigation of multiple counts of sex abuse against a 13-year-old girl.

The four-month relationship was discovered after a bizarre incident at the man's house in which one of his housemates was shot by a third housemate who was reportedly trying to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm handgun, according to investigators.

Paul Daniel Kunzler was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child.

The string of events began to unfold about 2 a.m. Tuesday when police were called to a house, 2584 W. Brucemont Dr. (5450 South), on a report of an accidental shooting. Officers arrived to discover that a man who was in the bathroom had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant.

The bullet went through a wall and struck the 28-year- old man while he was in the bathroom.

"After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream," Wyant said.

The victim was taken to a local hospital in serious condition. He was later upgraded to stable condition. Alcohol was involved in the incident, Wyant said.

During an ensuing search of the house, officers found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet, Wyant said. The girl told police she had sneaked out of her house without her father's knowledge to see Kunzler, according to a jail report.

After further questioning, investigators learned Kunzler and the 13-year-old had been having a relationship for four months. The two had met through a common friend, Wyant said.

It was not known Wednesday whether any of Kunzler's three housemates were aware of the relationship.

Email: preavy@ksl.com

JC

Trip · 12-22-2011, 02:43 PM

crazy

Mikey · 12-22-2011, 03:22 PM

Fucking wow. House full of winners there.

OneSickPsycho · 12-22-2011, 03:44 PM

Mutual friend?

Homeslice · 12-22-2011, 04:46 PM

Why exactly did the cops need to search the house?

"These dudes are weird, they were trying to shoot a mouse with a 9mm, so let's search the whole house to find something to nail them with"

Porkchop · 12-22-2011, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Mutual friend?

The "free candy van" driver???

Mr Lefty · 12-22-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Why exactly did the cops need to search the house?

"These dudes are weird, they were trying to shoot a mouse with a 9mm, so let's search the whole house to find something to nail them with"

I think the fact that someone was hospitalized due to a gunshot requires an investigation...

kinda like the "oh I just fell down some stairs" excuses for bruises... there may be more to the story. so they investigate...

not every cop is just out to find shit on people...

Particle Man · 12-22-2011, 11:14 PM

wow

shmike · 12-23-2011, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Lefty

I think the fact that someone was hospitalized due to a gunshot requires an investigation...

kinda like the "oh I just fell down some stairs" excuses for bruises... there may be more to the story. so they investigate...

not every cop is just out to find shit on people...

When does an investigation require a whole house search?

askmrjesus · 12-23-2011, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shmike

When does an investigation require a whole house search?

Mouse was not in season.

These men were clearly Mouse poachers. A proper investigation would call for a search for tiny hides with 9mm holes in them.

JC

12-22-2011, 02:40 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Dude shoulda bought a cat instead... Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape By Pat Reavy December 21st, 2011 @ 12:48pm TAYLORSVILLE — A 34-year-old man has been arrested for investigation of multiple counts of sex abuse against a 13-year-old girl. The four-month relationship was discovered after a bizarre incident at the man's house in which one of his housemates was shot by a third housemate who was reportedly trying to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm handgun, according to investigators. Paul Daniel Kunzler was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child. The string of events began to unfold about 2 a.m. Tuesday when police were called to a house, 2584 W. Brucemont Dr. (5450 South), on a report of an accidental shooting. Officers arrived to discover that a man who was in the bathroom had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant. The bullet went through a wall and struck the 28-year- old man while he was in the bathroom. "After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream," Wyant said. The victim was taken to a local hospital in serious condition. He was later upgraded to stable condition. Alcohol was involved in the incident, Wyant said. During an ensuing search of the house, officers found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet, Wyant said. The girl told police she had sneaked out of her house without her father's knowledge to see Kunzler, according to a jail report. After further questioning, investigators learned Kunzler and the 13-year-old had been having a relationship for four months. The two had met through a common friend, Wyant said. It was not known Wednesday whether any of Kunzler's three housemates were aware of the relationship. Email: preavy@ksl.com JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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