Not Everyone Should Write Their Own Ads

fasternyou929 · 06-29-2011, 06:36 PM

Been doing a little market research to see what price I should list my wife's car for sale. I was quickly reminded why I do not use Craigslist for anything... how could you buy a car with so many miles from someone this clueless?

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FUN, GREAT DRIVING CAR, EXCELLENT CONDITION. CAN BE DRIVEN AS AN AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL. THIS CAR HAS GREAT PICKUP AND MORE STORAGE THAN OLDER MODEL MIATA'S
SOME FEATURES INCLUDE;

4 CYLINDER
81,100 MILES
TINTED WINDOWS
INSIDE HOOD AND GAS RELEASE
4 WHEEL DISC BRAKES
FRONT AND SIDE AIRBAGS
KEYLESS ENTRY
SECURITY SYSTEM
CRUISE CONTROL AND RADIO CONTROLS ON STEERING COLUMN (column, wheel, whatever... could let that one slide if it weren't for the next one)
6 SPEED AUTOMATIC/5 SPEED MANUAL
POWER WINDOWS, DOORS AND MIRRORS
AM/FM/ CD RADIO
TILT STEERING
REAR WINDOW DEFROSTER

Avatard · 06-29-2011, 06:41 PM

Sucks when people lack a fucking clue, huh?

Trip · 06-29-2011, 06:59 PM

It's the car that solves the auto vs manual argument, it has both

Avatard · 06-29-2011, 07:00 PM

The perfect car for bisexuals!

fasternyou929 · 06-29-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Sucks when people lack a fucking clue, huh?

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the papparazi. What?

Avatard · 06-29-2011, 07:11 PM

Cute.

racedoll · 06-29-2011, 08:45 PM

That ad is as bad as this picture.

Rangerscott · 06-29-2011, 11:31 PM

Just as bad when you see someone say/write that they "gixxer" 1000 is 3 bikes in one.

Homeslice · 06-30-2011, 12:15 AM

He's pretty proud of the INSIDE HOOD AND GAS RELEASE

lauralynne · 06-30-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

It's the car that solves the auto vs manual argument, it has both

My car DOES have both - I've got sport shifting available, I have the option to shift manually (2000 BMW 323i)

(and 81,000 miles is "a lot"??)

Ok - the 6 speed vs. 5 speed is dumb...but CL is definately the Walmart of the internet...

06-29-2011, 06:41 PM	#2
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Sucks when people lack a fucking clue, huh? __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-29-2011, 07:00 PM	#4
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	The perfect car for bisexuals! __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-29-2011, 07:11 PM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Cute. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-29-2011, 11:31 PM	#8
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Just as bad when you see someone say/write that they "gixxer" 1000 is 3 bikes in one.

06-30-2011, 12:15 AM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	He's pretty proud of the INSIDE HOOD AND GAS RELEASE