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Old 03-14-2011, 04:48 PM   #1
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I'm pretty sure we have a couple web designers in here.. The plan was to ask my cousin about this, but he doesn't seem interesting in lending a hand.

A little background. My class project for database is to build a database using the entity relationship model. It will be assembled in Microsoft Access. I chose to build a database for a theoretical web design company because I have some experience with it. The problem is, I found I don't have enough professional experience.

So, my questions are to you: What is the information you need to record about the creation of a website? Can you give a very brief description of going from customer to finished product?

Google only returns broad results that, while helpful, are not what I need.

Thanks in advance for any willing to help.
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:59 PM   #2
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I'm pretty sure we have a couple web designers in here.. The plan was to ask my cousin about this, but he doesn't seem interesting in lending a hand.

A little background. My class project for database is to build a database using the entity relationship model. It will be assembled in Microsoft Access. I chose to build a database for a theoretical web design company because I have some experience with it. The problem is, I found I don't have enough professional experience.

So, my questions are to you: What is the information you need to record about the creation of a website? Can you give a very brief description of going from customer to finished product?

Google only returns broad results that, while helpful, are not what I need.

Thanks in advance for any willing to help.

You damn kids and not doing your own damn work.

I will watch this thread and scowl for abit while I get work done.
I will then return to make rude comments mixed with helpful pointers.

I say this with hopes that someone else steps in and save me the fucking typing.

Damn kids
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Old 03-14-2011, 05:02 PM   #3
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FYI: Layoff the google crack pipe for a second and think entities. Get a piece of paper and right it down (piece of paper...not an ipad...not fucking visio...not some stupid utility)
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Fixed.
I was just about to post this:
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I'll start you off...
Can i haz company?
Can i haz employeez?
Can i haz clientz?
Can i haz projectz?
Can i haz billingz\accountzz?

but then I stopped top see if anyone posted anything first and refreshed

lo and behold

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So, my questions are to you: What is the information you need to record about the creation of a website? Can you give a very brief description of going from customer to finished product?
1. Find a customer
2. Talk to customer
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
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Errrbody just slow down a second.....

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What does a web design company do besides go out business within 2 years?
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How big does this have to be?
How many tables does your professor want you to create?

What the fuck is the scope of your project you lazy motherfucking slacker?
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What does a web design company do besides go out business within 2 years?
Zakly....

Every car salesman I know used to be a web designer.
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Would you just look at this bullshit?

This jerkoff ask for help then just runs off, not posting a gatdamn thing as we try and help em out.
thats just f'n rude.

Ya gotta nod or something.
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