Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-05-2010, 10:38 AM   #1
Rangerscott
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
 
Rangerscott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
Default Lead poison semenar. shoot me.

This is gonna suck giraffe balls.


Got a guy in here that sounds like the guy that did the voice of vader

Last edited by Rangerscott; 04-05-2010 at 10:52 AM..
Rangerscott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 01:32 PM   #2
the chi
Forum Coach
 
the chi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
Default

James Earl Jones?

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 View Post
The Chi hath spoken...
and let it be known that what The Chi hath spoketh, will henceforth be done.
the chi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 01:35 PM   #3
defector
My balls, your chin
 
defector's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
Default

Shoot you? With a lead bullet?
This is right in his wheelhouse.
__________________
Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.
defector is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 02:02 PM   #4
pdog
Refugee
 
pdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: San Francisco, CA
Moto: Pimped 2005 SV650
Posts: 332
Default

Semenar? That's a pretty gay misspelling.
pdog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 02:06 PM   #5
Apoc
For Science. You Monster.
 
Apoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
Default

Fun, arent they?

I work in a lead refinery (well I did, im on workers comp, doctor wont let me go back to work because of the burns to my foor), and we had these seminars every year.
__________________
Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).

And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
Apoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 02:37 PM   #6
Particle Man
Custom User Title
 
Particle Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by defector View Post
Shoot you? With a lead bullet?
This is right in his wheelhouse.
oh the irony
__________________
I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."


Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Particle Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 02:42 PM   #7
KSGregman
Get Fit...or Get OUT
 
KSGregman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
Posts: 1,993
Default

Surf the web on your smartphone during the boring presentation and then sign the attendance sheet when it's over.

No problem.
KSGregman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 04:01 PM   #8
AquaPython
put it THIS way
 
AquaPython's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,185
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rangerscott View Post
This is gonna suck giraffe balls.
these?


or these :


?
__________________
Quote:
...it'd be like finding a human vagina on your unicorn. Literally fucking incredible.
AquaPython is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2010, 04:05 PM   #9
MILK
The cows want you dead.
 
MILK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,087
Default

I recently bought some BEAUTIFUL red pottery from a local place. It is so gorgeous. She told me it won't be available for much longer due to lead content. This is pottery you display - it is NOT DISHES!!! NO ONE IS GOING TO LICK IT!! Oh well, maybe one day it will be really valuable.
MILK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2010, 12:13 AM   #10
Gas Man
Trip's Assistant
 
Gas Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
Default

lIKE SOUTHPARK CANCER BALLZ?
__________________
-Chris



"Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
Run Amsoil Product
Gas Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:15 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.