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Old 05-01-2009, 06:16 PM   #1
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Your door knockers are making the 'rounds today...

I found a new way to deal with them. Just quickly opened the door and hugged one of them and they left
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:17 PM   #2
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Your door knockers are making the 'rounds today...

I found a new way to deal with them. Just quickly opened the door and hugged one of them and they left
please tell me you got video of this
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:17 PM   #3
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WTF? Their supposed to be in Idaho today.

Goddamn Seventh Day Adventists can't get anything right. Church on a Saturday...fucking idiots.

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Old 05-01-2009, 06:24 PM   #5
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please tell me you got video of this
I wish

My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
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Goddamn Seventh Day Adventists can't get anything right. Church on a Saturday...fucking idiots.

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Old 05-01-2009, 07:21 PM   #7
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My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
Great episode.
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #8
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
or go into the bedroom
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
But, you've met me... and if you didn't know me... and saw ME coming at you for a HUG without warning. The look alone was priceless. I don't know if I can do that again.
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