Gym closed! Mind open?

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by drewpy

What was the story with speed_addiction?

Lived a fake internet life. Had numerous "women" buy him bikes. Was a decorated army ranger who had been to Mogadishu. If you'd have listened you would have thought they based Black Hawk Down on his life. He basically didn't tell the truth about anything and was outed so far as to be blacklisted on a military service site for lying about his "honours"..

Oh, and he was actually dishonourably discharged as a private...

His wife also put a hit out on him. He killed the hitman. He shot a federale who shot him. I think he said he shot a child soldier once too, and the memory lived with him forever.

I'll keep adding em as I keep remembering if you want...

[Method]

Originally Posted by Tmall

Lived a fake internet life. Had numerous "women" buy him bikes. Was a decorated army ranger who had been to Mogadishu. If you'd have listened you would have thought they based Black Hawk Down on his life. He basically didn't tell the truth about anything and was outed so far as to be blacklisted on a military service site for lying about his "honours"..

Oh, and he was actually dishonourably discharged as a private...

An added entertaining factoid, he has built this persona on multiple different sites, and was outed simultaneously across the wide expanse of the internet.

I didn't ban him from CF for the longest time purely because I loved to watch you guys bash him.

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Method

An added entertaining factoid, he has built this persona on multiple different sites, and was outed simultaneously across the wide expanse of the internet.

I didn't ban him from CF for the longest time purely because I loved to watch you guys bash him.

If there's one thing I learned from Cf, it's how to bash motherfuckers!

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by Tmall

Lived a fake internet life. Had numerous "women" buy him bikes. Was a decorated army ranger who had been to Mogadishu. If you'd have listened you would have thought they based Black Hawk Down on his life. He basically didn't tell the truth about anything and was outed so far as to be blacklisted on a military service site for lying about his "honours"..

Oh, and he was actually dishonourably discharged as a private...

His wife also put a hit out on him. He killed the hitman. He shot a federale who shot him. I think he said he shot a child soldier once too, and the memory lived with him forever.

I'll keep adding em as I keep remembering if you want...

He also got his ass kicked by a hobo who caught him with a spinning back kick. This was probably true.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

He also got his ass kicked by a hobo who caught him with a spinning back kick. This was probably true.

epic beard man kicked his ass, shit I didnt know that