and then the cows ran away scared

RACER X · 09-30-2009, 01:55 PM

Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows

MOUNT HOLLY, NJ -- A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,7485962.story

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Avatard · 09-30-2009, 01:58 PM

Well, if letting this guy have a cow as a girlfriend keeps him from molesting any little girls, I say it's a MOOt point.

ontwo · 09-30-2009, 01:58 PM

Ok, how could that have been pleasurable? You ever had a cow like you? Damn just rub sandpaper on your balls

askmrjesus · 09-30-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ontwo

Ok, how could that have been pleasurable? You ever had a cow like you? Damn just rub sandpaper on your balls

I don't want to know how you know that.

JC

Trip · 09-30-2009, 02:03 PM

So in clerks 2, that guy screwing the donkey was perfectly legal cause that was in NJ.

marko138 · 09-30-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows

MOUNT HOLLY, NJ -- A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,7485962.story

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Taste his genitals? Uh....

Trip · 09-30-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Taste his genitals? Uh....

you got a dog, we know you comtemplated the peanut butter trick.

pauldun170 · 09-30-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I don't want to know how you know that.

JC

RACER X · 09-30-2009, 02:23 PM

i guess the cow was over 18

Avatard · 09-30-2009, 02:24 PM

In cow years?

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RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	and then the cows ran away scared Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows MOUNT HOLLY, NJ -- A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all. As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey. Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls. During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows. According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006. Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows. "I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges. "This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals." Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls. http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,7485962.story :: __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Well, if letting this guy have a cow as a girlfriend keeps him from molesting any little girls, I say it's a MOOt point. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	i guess the cow was over 18 __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	In cow years? __________________ Insert free thought here.

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ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	Ok, how could that have been pleasurable? You ever had a cow like you? Damn just rub sandpaper on your balls