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Old 09-12-2010, 08:38 PM   #1
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Regret is the name of that which you feel the instant the front end pushes beyond the point-of-no-return in the instant before you contact the pavement...

Shame is the name of that which you feel as the bike topples over on you in front of that cool girl who (used to) like you.....

Pride and exhilaration is what you feel after dragging your knee the first time....

Relief is what you feel while you stop shaking from the adrenaline after you use all your skills and training to narrowly miss the guy coming 'round the blind turn in the wrong lane....






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Old 09-12-2010, 09:18 PM   #2
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Inevitability is when the bike is about 3/4 of the way tipped over after you don't quite get the sidestand all the way down...
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Old 09-12-2010, 09:28 PM   #3
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Umm, lessee.

Nirvana is when your biorythm, the tracks rythm, and your bikes rythm are playing the same harmony in tune.

joy is when short shifting out of that 2nd gear slide, turns into a third gear slide.

satisfaction is when your all buttoned up with no spare parts, and she fires the first time.

Anticipation is the smell of paint melting off new headers...
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Old 09-12-2010, 11:50 PM   #4
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Fucked is when you go to grab the front brake before turn 1 at Willow Springs trying to come down from 150mph and there is no fluid in the line.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:25 AM   #5
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Invincibility is the name of that which you feel when you high-side into a cow, and walk away.

Sarcasm is the name of that which you feel when all your friends call you cowboy.

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Old 09-13-2010, 12:25 PM   #6
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skidmarks is what you feel after surviving your first tankslapper at a high rate of speed.

embarrassment is what you feel as you so graciously get off your bike to leave it on it's stand, just before realizing the stand isn't down and the bike soon will be.

guilt is what you feel after pulling up to a stoplight and realizing your not in your car 2 senconds too late. you've scratched the paint again. LOL
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:35 PM   #7
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Rage is what you feel when when its your first trip to the GAP and all you see is miles of fags infront of you
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:39 PM   #8
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Relief is what you feel after you run 100 yards in 100 degree heat in full leathers and kick the stall down open and just make it to the porcelain seat as wwiii goes off in your intestines and you feel the cool splashblack of bowl water as you turn the immediate area into a desolate wasteland redefining "wreck that shit"..

That right there is a successful day at the track..
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:41 PM   #9
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Pride is what you feel when you drop a massive terd in the bowl at work and you leave without flushing so all can marvel at your gigantic feces.
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Pride is what you feel when you drop a massive terd in the bowl at work and you leave without flushing so all can marvel at your gigantic feces.
especially if you leave a nice cloud deck for decoration..
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