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Old 09-28-2012, 12:35 PM   #1
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:44 PM   #2
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"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense."
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:59 PM   #3
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"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense."
It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...

I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:38 PM   #4
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It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...

I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.
My bother keeps a foot stool by the toilet for this very reason.

I thought there was a small child I wasn't aware of living with him the first time I saw it.
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:57 PM   #5
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You know, it did feel better when I dropped that upper decker at work the other day.
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Old 09-29-2012, 12:33 AM   #6
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I've often wondered how to combine the concept of squatting with a regular toilet.
Seems like sound reasoning but, if you have a case of the green apple splatters, you want your bohunkus pointing into the toilet... not hovering.

That stool is a good idea, but yeah... you should be able to set up something suitable for less.
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Old 09-29-2012, 10:09 AM   #7
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Ill stick to shitting as I always have...
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Old 09-29-2012, 02:21 PM   #8
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This came up before in another thread. I've tried it and really didn't "feel" a difference. Hell now they're saying if you cut your dick off you'll live longer. I'm more worried of becoming a diabetic since people have been shitting on toilets for decades and living past 80+.
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Old 09-29-2012, 10:07 PM   #9
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So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.
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