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Old 11-25-2008, 11:56 AM   #1
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ROFLMAO - don't missing the ending - it's well worth the time!
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:05 PM   #2
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What a fucking looser.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:13 PM   #3
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Cocky idiot.....

So, this guy is in Broward....does anyone here know who this cocky fucker is?
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:28 PM   #4
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ahahahahahahaha on the ending

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Old 11-25-2008, 01:02 PM   #5
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Please someone sterilize that tool so that he doesn't corrupt the rest of the breeding pool.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:04 PM   #6
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The sad part for us here is he is riding amongst us.....its not like its a story of just anyone, this narcissist is in our back yard here in SoFla.

Damn, there is always a FL connection or story based here. You never hear of these ass-clowns in Montana or Idaho.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:07 PM   #7
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Please someone sterilize that tool so that he doesn't corrupt the rest of the breeding pool.
He claims to have run from a car load of hot young females. I don't think we have to worry about him breeding.

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Old 11-25-2008, 01:12 PM   #8
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You never hear of these ass-clowns in Montana or Idaho.
that's because cattle don't file harassment charges
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:27 PM   #9
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He claims to have run from a car load of hot young females. I don't think we have to worry about him breeding.

James
Yep. One thing is riding fast, another is knowing when to stop.

He's a tool. No worries, Darwin will get Mr. squiddly, and likely rather soon.

Now, as for the Judge; HOLY CRAP, I'd nail the shit outta her. OMFG.

She was HOT!
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #10
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I'm halfway through and LMAO. I like how the judge shows cleavage.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, the ending is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

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