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12-10-2009, 11:05 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
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Post a Random FB Status From Your Friends
I'm SO fucking bored. Post a funny, odd, "WTF?" or interesting status message from one of your FB friends.
FEMALE: I will say I am proud of myself that I have certain standards now that I will not allow myself to be weak or "feel bad" for your situation...if you can't give me what I deserve, then it is not good enough...it amazes me still to see how some women think they have that "prize" and as someone once told me...he will never... |
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12-10-2009, 11:10 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
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 FEMALE: Good night, happy ending 
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12-10-2009, 11:17 AM
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giggity
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: socal
Moto: street, sumo & dirty
Posts: 1,071
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12-10-2009, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 3,028
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Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch
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12-10-2009, 11:24 AM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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Good thread idea.
Female: has no idea what happened to our mail. Put it in the mailbox...later saw the wind blew the mailbox lid open...went to shut it and saw no mail was in there...thought the mailman got it but then saw him coming to our street 30 minutes later...chased him down the road in my PJ's, socks, and messy bed head, only to find that he did not get our mail...it's not on the streets or the neighboring streets or yards...WHERE IS IT!!
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12-10-2009, 11:28 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
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12-10-2009, 11:28 AM
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moderator chick
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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Male: Hugo Gunnar (GlennHoddlefootballGod)Hellström ett år idag!!!!!
 Female: thinks her undramatic, predictable, idyllic life is just about perfect.
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com |
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12-10-2009, 11:29 AM
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Leather and Lace
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Goleta, Ca
Moto: 2005 R6
Posts: 1,810
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I am sharing mine.
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12-10-2009, 01:17 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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Troy: I am coming out of the closet.
 Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas? Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate?
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My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. |
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12-10-2009, 02:06 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
Posts: 5,962
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FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker.
FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit. MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's! |
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