Natalie Portman FTW

Homeslice · 07-15-2009, 10:52 AM

Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well

Oh, and Thor FTW

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap

Lucky3623 · 07-15-2009, 10:53 AM

Sooooo hot!

Amber Lamps · 07-15-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well

Oh, and Thor FTW

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap

I was always into Norse mythology so Thor was easily one of my favorite comic books.

pauldun170 · 07-15-2009, 10:57 AM

Natalie Portman is my favorite Natalie Portman.
I like her more than Natalie Portman.

Trip · 07-15-2009, 11:03 AM

She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.

Particle Man · 07-15-2009, 11:19 AM

She's cute - I wouldn't say she's HOT but she's definitely cute.

Trip · 07-15-2009, 11:32 AM

I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?

pauldun170 · 07-15-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?

Ok...while your murdering your Natalie Portman and going cannibal.

I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex.

when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks

Trip · 07-15-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Ok...while your murdering your Natalie Portman and going cannibal.

I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex.

when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks

hey, if i am going to make up shit and get the woman of my dreams and all her money; I can assure you it wouldn't be her.

smileyman · 07-15-2009, 11:53 AM

I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Natalie Portman FTW Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well Oh, and Thor FTW http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap

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Lucky3623 Official Thread Killer Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 554	Sooooo hot!