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Old 11-15-2008, 05:42 AM   #1
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Friends vs Biker Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:45 AM   #2
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I like those, they're so very true. did you come up with those or find em somewhere?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:46 AM   #3
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I like those, they're so very true. did you come up with those or find em somewhere?
these are pretty old... and I've seen them in other forms too... like military friends... ect... I think Rae posted this on the old forum...

still pretty good though
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:48 AM   #4
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Truth.
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:52 AM   #5
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Yeah you sould switch Bike to Anything Really...But It is Kickass and So true.
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Old 11-15-2008, 11:21 AM   #6
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Friends will bail you out of jail.

Biker friends will say, holy shit that was fun. Let's do it again but not get busted
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Old 11-15-2008, 11:33 AM   #7
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very well said
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:02 PM   #8
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If any of you fucks tries to hug and kiss me you'll get a knee to the yarbles... double time.

Exceptions will be made for those of you with vaginers.
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:03 PM   #9
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Friends will bail you out of jail.

Biker friends will say, holy shit that was fun. Let's do it again but not get busted
Shouldn't it be:

Friends will bail you out of jail...

Biker friends will be locked up with you...
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:18 PM   #10
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I like...
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