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Old 01-30-2009, 10:50 AM   #1
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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So let me get this straight, they've had sex 5 or 6 times already but because she stuck her hand in his ass this time, he's charging her with Molestation?????

Wow, I guess I'll never wake my man up with a hummer again, I might end up with a rape charge!
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Key word-HANDS. Did she lose a tire iron up there or what?
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:46 AM   #4
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Key word-HANDS. Did she lose a tire iron up there or what?
If his ass was so loose that she could get both her hands in there... that's a very real possibility!
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So let me get this straight, they've had sex 5 or 6 times already but because she stuck her hand in his ass this time, he's charging her with Molestation?????

Wow, I guess I'll never wake my man up with a hummer again, I might end up with a rape charge!
Seriously?

Did you read the article?

They weren't having sex, she drugged him and performed a redneck colonoscopy once he passed out.

Speedy may like being fisted while he sleeps but for us hetero's, rectal cavity searches are frowned upon.
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:29 PM   #6
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Maybe a pinky but 2 hands?? wtf
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:02 PM   #7
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Maybe a pinky but 2 hands?? wtf
LOL. I was thinking it was a finger by the thread title. I can see him being pissed but calling the police? Then when they said hands? WHAT? If she got two hands in there it sounds like someone found out, and was worried about being dragged out the closet by their ass.

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Old 01-30-2009, 01:12 PM   #8
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2 hands? The guys asshole probably looks like a stretched out neck on a t-shirt. I bet he can't even sit on bar stools.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:25 PM   #9
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"... the victim, Phil Goatse, declined requests to be interviewed..."
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:27 PM   #10
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Seriously?

Did you read the article?

They weren't having sex, she drugged him and performed a redneck colonoscopy once he passed out.

Speedy may like being fisted while he sleeps but for us hetero's, rectal cavity searches are frowned upon.
Yes I read the article Sean, including this part that said "The victim told police that, prior to the attack, he had been "intimate" with McCarl "approximately 5-6 times since July 2008."

There is no telling what their previous intimate moments entailed, they could have been little kinksters and into all kinds of shit that the article didn't say.

There is no evidence that she drugged him, even though he claims she admitted it. For all we know it could have been payback for the times he said "whoops, it slipped, wrong hole, sorry". It's his word against hers plain and simple. She wasn't arrested on charges of sexual assault, she was arrested on 'suspicion' of sexual assault. There is his side, her side and somewhere in the middle lies the truth. Unless there was a video camera or something, then Mikey will post it as soon as he finds it on youtube.

Oh, and Speedy only likes it when you do it
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