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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...-61110862.html
It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this. The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis. In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars. "They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot. Weird News Photos Top News Photos It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment. That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process. "They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing," Broussard told the Pilot. Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, told the OC Register that the man's penis remained fully intact.
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300
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man....SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!!!
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
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too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
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ROFL thats just too funny, but at the same time, kinda sad. DUMBASS!
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Can you imagine the conversation and ribbing back at the fire/rescue station?
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
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I know exactly what type of collar this dude used..lol
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too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I met a guy once who tried to piss in someone's gas tank, ending up getting his peter caught in the metal flap thingy inside the hole...
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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Nah, it never got quite big enough to get stuck.
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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