You might be a busa rider if:

tached1000rr · 11-01-2009, 01:10 PM

You might be a busa rider if:

1) You armor all the sides of your tires because you will never use the edge
2) You took out a 2nd mortgage on your house to have it chromed/extended
3) It's your first bike
4) You are wearing more jewelry than gear
5) You recently set the mph record for a parade
6) You think anything with a wheelbase less than 65 inches is for bitches
7) You wonder why Suzuki did not put LED lights on them from the factory
8) Straight-a-ways are EVERYTHING
9) You have stabbed yourself at least twice with spiked the bar ends
10) An overweight girl with an exposed thong is on back.
11) That nitrous bottle is for show only, nice Old English sticker on it.
12) For you one disc brake up front is just fine
13) You can never ride anywhere alone and upon arrival must be a crowd of 3,000 minimum.
14) The busa rider network is larger than's verizon's network.
15) Your name is Karl

Ok feel free to add your own. For what it's worth a Busa or a ZX14 is sure to be my next bike. Just having a little fun

CasterTroy · 11-01-2009, 01:23 PM

16) You have chrome GRIPS
17) Your license plate holder is somewhere near your rear sprocket
18) You have a chrome screen
19) Your custom seat has either your initials, your clubs, or the hows-your-busa Kanji

(all above where on MY 2 yr old busa when I scored it from a repo man for $6k.....quickly sold ALL items on hayabusa.org for a killing

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Homeslice · 11-01-2009, 02:55 PM

20) There are more speakers on it than you have in your car

jalaan1 · 11-01-2009, 06:05 PM

21) your rear tire is wide enough to keep your bike upright without a kickstand.

goof2 · 11-01-2009, 06:53 PM

22) Sometimes you have to choose between more chrome or any gear; more chrome always wins.
23) You always talk about how fast your bike CAN go. How fast it has ACTUALLY gone? Around 50mph.

karl_1052 · 11-01-2009, 08:17 PM

24) Your penis is less than 3" and the last time it was used was when George Bush Sr was in office.
25) You quit your job, just so you would have more time to polish the chrome

the chi · 11-01-2009, 08:29 PM

26) You can totally rock the sneakers, shorts and tshirt with a helmet look all while thinking you are the baddest thing on the road.

karl_1052 · 11-01-2009, 08:57 PM

27) You recommend it as a first bike to anyone and everyone. Don't forget to tell them that 600s are for sissies.

Homeslice · 11-01-2009, 10:22 PM

28) The bike is made for touring yet the longest you've ever ridden in one day is 20-30 miles

HokieDNA01 · 11-01-2009, 10:53 PM

29) you have gone 212mph and your busa is completely stock

11-01-2009, 01:10 PM	#1
tached1000rr WERA White Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NC Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300 Posts: 2,448	You might be a busa rider if: You might be a busa rider if: 1) You armor all the sides of your tires because you will never use the edge 2) You took out a 2nd mortgage on your house to have it chromed/extended 3) It's your first bike 4) You are wearing more jewelry than gear 5) You recently set the mph record for a parade 6) You think anything with a wheelbase less than 65 inches is for bitches 7) You wonder why Suzuki did not put LED lights on them from the factory 8) Straight-a-ways are EVERYTHING 9) You have stabbed yourself at least twice with spiked the bar ends 10) An overweight girl with an exposed thong is on back. 11) That nitrous bottle is for show only, nice Old English sticker on it. 12) For you one disc brake up front is just fine 13) You can never ride anywhere alone and upon arrival must be a crowd of 3,000 minimum. 14) The busa rider network is larger than's verizon's network. 15) Your name is Karl Ok feel free to add your own. For what it's worth a Busa or a ZX14 is sure to be my next bike. Just having a little fun

11-01-2009, 01:23 PM	#2
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	16) You have chrome GRIPS 17) Your license plate holder is somewhere near your rear sprocket 18) You have a chrome screen 19) Your custom seat has either your initials, your clubs, or the hows-your-busa Kanji (all above where on MY 2 yr old busa when I scored it from a repo man for $6k.....quickly sold ALL items on hayabusa.org for a killing ) __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

11-01-2009, 06:05 PM	#4
jalaan1 orangina Zed Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LI, NY Moto: '12 Z1000 Posts: 700	21) your rear tire is wide enough to keep your bike upright without a kickstand. __________________

11-01-2009, 08:17 PM	#6
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	24) Your penis is less than 3" and the last time it was used was when George Bush Sr was in office. 25) You quit your job, just so you would have more time to polish the chrome __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

11-01-2009, 08:57 PM	#8
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	27) You recommend it as a first bike to anyone and everyone. Don't forget to tell them that 600s are for sissies. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

11-01-2009, 02:55 PM	#3
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	20) There are more speakers on it than you have in your car

11-01-2009, 06:53 PM	#5
goof2 AMA Supersport Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,756	22) Sometimes you have to choose between more chrome or any gear; more chrome always wins. 23) You always talk about how fast your bike CAN go. How fast it has ACTUALLY gone? Around 50mph.

11-01-2009, 10:22 PM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	28) The bike is made for touring yet the longest you've ever ridden in one day is 20-30 miles

11-01-2009, 10:53 PM	#10
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	29) you have gone 212mph and your busa is completely stock __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

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