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Old 04-23-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend
came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He
said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night
long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the
office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just
had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers' for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the
TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?
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The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers' for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the
TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?

Yep...that's the way it would go !
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