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Old 12-07-2009, 12:34 AM   #1
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Default I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:37 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:14 AM   #3
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:14 AM   #4
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
Yep...one of the first things I look for before I sit down...well after confirming there is toilet paper and the toilet area itself isn't a pigsty.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #5
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:29 AM   #6
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

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Old 12-07-2009, 11:52 AM   #7
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
Well I don't like to use public toilets either but I have one rule that trumps your rule...I won't take a dump in my pants !!
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Old 12-08-2009, 01:25 PM   #8
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
in the building where I used to work there was no button on the auto flush mechanism

apparently, you are supposed to completely cover the sensor for 5 seconds for it to override the thing.

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You're a woman, so your nastiest bathroom is 10x cleaner than our nicest.
I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.

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Old 12-08-2009, 01:44 PM   #9
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I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.

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Old 12-08-2009, 04:03 PM   #10
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I used to run movie theaters - at the end of the night, we'd need to check to make sure everyone was out of the building and we'd have to check the ladies room - it was ALWAYS 100X nastier than the mens room. At least once a night some stupid **** would stick her used 'pad' to the ceiling.
My last job required me to clean the rest rooms sometimes, and I can vouch for this as well.. Men's room was always almost spotless, but women's room on the other hand.. scary shit man. I will never accept a job again that calls for rest room cleaning. I still feel the need to wash my hands 20 times after touching any door knob.
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