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Old 07-20-2010, 11:05 AM   #1
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Default OMG I just farted at work!
Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:07 AM   #2
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If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:09 AM   #3
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If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?
No shit, I called a meeting with 2 of my guys last week just cuz I had a few gas bubbles brewing
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Old 07-20-2010, 11:10 AM   #4
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I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:30 PM   #5
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I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2
I was working in a store one night. Another guy told everyone that he had gas and was letting them rip. That was perfect because my stomach was in rough shape that night from my supper. I would walk over near the area he was in and drop on then leave. The girls in the next isle would blame it on him. That was a good 30 minutes or so of fun.

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Old 07-20-2010, 11:08 AM   #6
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Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.
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Old 07-20-2010, 01:05 PM   #8
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Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCDAbeq2PQ
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LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

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Old 07-21-2010, 09:52 AM   #10
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LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

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