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07-30-2010, 04:01 AM | #1 |
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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Subaru Forrester commercial (rant)
Fucking pisses me off.
The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby? What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner? "Honest virtues..." My ass. Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway? What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win? Fuck you, Subaru. /rant
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07-30-2010, 10:02 AM | #2 |
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I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.
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07-30-2010, 10:13 AM | #3 |
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07-30-2010, 10:26 AM | #4 |
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Is that the one with the fucking Yanni soundtrack?
OooooOOOoooOOooooooooOOOooo... I'd like to hit that fucking kid and his pantie-waste father in the head with that goddamn ukulele. OoooOOOoooOOoo my ass, shut the fuck up. I hope the kid gets a splinter and dies. Pudgy fuck. JC
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07-30-2010, 10:31 AM | #5 |
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I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks
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07-30-2010, 10:40 AM | #6 | |
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Quote:
Of course I'm bitter.
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07-30-2010, 10:21 AM | #7 | |
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Quote:
How do you feel about granola?
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07-30-2010, 11:16 AM | #8 |
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Yes and you know that i'm a tree loving, vegitarian hippy because???? You're WAY off mister Libral!
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07-30-2010, 12:45 PM | #9 |
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07-30-2010, 12:17 PM | #10 |
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