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Old 04-25-2011, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default I'm tired of these damn birds!

Some one recommend me a good air rifle. I am FUCKING tired of these damn birds eating all my dogs food and shitting in his water. The city won't do a damn thing about it because the hippies will cry. They won a battle over the prairie dogs and they are now a FUCKING infestation. All they do is fuck underground.

We have TONS of dove here. There's no where to hunt them since every FUCKING square inch of land is plowed. So they just stay in the city. There's too many dove and grackles. God dammit I fucking hate those grackles.
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:48 PM   #2
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Feed your dog a dove. Problem solved.
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Old 04-25-2011, 10:01 PM   #3
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He'll catch one ever so often but I don't blame if for not chasing them away every time they come. I'd get tired of that shit too.
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Keep your dog and his food inside!
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:49 PM   #6
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Keep your dog and his food inside!
Not trying to sound rude but my dog can live outside. I'm not a big believer on having pets live inside 24/7. Those dogs tend the be the ones that annoy me with their yapping and being spoiled.

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A small 22 would probably be ok
I live in the city limits. If I didn't the thread would read, "Where'd all the birds go? O, I know."
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Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food.

Problem solved.

That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal.
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A small 22 would probably be ok
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Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food.

Problem solved.

That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal.

That's the PROBLEM that started all this shit. There was an old lady and man that lived next door and they feed those fuckers. Once they find a food source there is no reason for them to leave. They would be literally every where. In the yards, on the roofs, up Trip's butthole and they're fucking in the trees. I'm afraid to touch paper because birds fuck in trees.
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