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Old 08-03-2011, 11:28 PM   #1
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Marla Cooper said she was 8 years old when she saw her uncle a few days after the skyjacking at a family gathering at her grandmother's house in Sisters, Ore. — not far from where D.B. Cooper is believed to have jumped out of the plane.

She said her uncle was wearing a white T-shirt and was "bloody and bruised."

"I asked him what happened. He told me that they’d been in a car accident. My other uncle who was with L.D. said., 'Marla, just shut up and go get your dad.'"

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Old 08-03-2011, 11:40 PM   #2
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unless she can match known DB Cooper DNA to that of her family, and somehow link some of the money that was found a few decades ago, then I don't believe it.
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:06 AM   #3
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If it will help the case, I'd be willing to donate some DNA to the Cooper family via Ms. Marla.
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:42 AM   #4
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If it will help the case, I'd be willing to donate some DNA to the Cooper family via Ms. Marla.
This one? Hmmm.... maybe if the body rocked. Looks a bit rode hard put away wet.
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:51 AM   #5
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This one? Hmmm.... maybe if the body rocked. Looks a bit rode hard put away wet.

The pic is 'tards post was much more flattering.

Soap-opera-soft-lens FTL.

Still, she's not bad looking considering she's pushing 50.
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Old 08-04-2011, 11:50 AM   #6
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The pic is 'tards post was much more flattering.

Soap-opera-soft-lens FTL.

Still, she's not bad looking considering she's pushing 50.
So you want to be pushing 50 as well?




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So I guess the plane had to land in order to get his cash and parachute? Pretty weaksauce homeland security if they landed without attempting to take him out.
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Old 08-04-2011, 08:11 AM   #8
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:38 PM   #10
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I'm wondering why we're even wasting resources trying to solve this case.
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