The "More Money than Talent" Award...

OTB · 03-01-2008, 10:48 PM

Goes to:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...d.php?t=236966

Any way i can ad to the entertainment factor..............

NONE_too_SOFT · 03-01-2008, 10:52 PM

hahahaah. I love the stories about people trashin their new bikes in the parking lot.

Mr Lefty · 03-01-2008, 10:56 PM

WOW... fuck'n A! I wouldn't even think of riding that on the street...

pickle.of.doom · 03-01-2008, 11:38 PM

Damn, that sucks! And if the stories in that thread are true, even more painful!

I would've killed whoever did that to my bike...brother or not! not to mention the cocksucker that was being a smart ass too, he would be wearing size 12 footprints across the face for sure!

Gas Man · 03-02-2008, 12:15 PM

My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE!

OneSickPsycho · 03-02-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE!

Funny... I saw a very similar thing happen outside of a BigDog dealership... Dude bought a brand new BD and ripped out of the parking lot trying to show off... as he made a left turn it sounded like he was revving the shit out of the thing and dumped the clutch... The bike spun right out from under him... fuckin' retard.

03-01-2008, 10:48 PM	#1
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	The "More Money than Talent" Award... Goes to: http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...d.php?t=236966 Any way i can ad to the entertainment factor..............

03-01-2008, 11:38 PM	#4
pickle.of.doom el diablo de verde Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Howell, MI Moto: VTR, CBR, DRZSM Posts: 1,046	Damn, that sucks! And if the stories in that thread are true, even more painful! I would've killed whoever did that to my bike...brother or not! not to mention the cocksucker that was being a smart ass too, he would be wearing size 12 footprints across the face for sure! __________________ WOS Forums

03-02-2008, 12:15 PM	#5
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	My kawasaki dealer years ago had a guy buy this sweet bike (don't remember what it was). Its outside, they sign all the papers... he starts it... goes to head out of the parking lot... gases it... has to cross like 4 lanes to make the left turn. Well he crosses the 4 lanes... and it was like this.... going straight, straight, straight, "ok turn", straight, curb, boom, crash, bang, sidewalk, OOPS... he never turned... salesman walked over, picked up the bike and wheeled it to service. The squid was like "what are you doing?" He said, "taking it back" said the salesman. "Why?" "Cause you can't ride it anymore today, you broke it." BYE! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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03-01-2008, 10:52 PM	#2
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	hahahaah. I love the stories about people trashin their new bikes in the parking lot.

03-01-2008, 10:56 PM	#3
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	WOW... fuck'n A! I wouldn't even think of riding that on the street...