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Old 11-17-2008, 08:30 PM   #1
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Default I know some things...

...I probably shouldn't know.

I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF.

I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions;

Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets.

Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right.

Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered.

Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day.

Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips.

Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name.

Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up.

Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining.

It's also really hard on your silverware.

Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?

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Old 11-17-2008, 08:37 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:39 PM   #3
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Everything I thought I knew was wrong, therefore I know nothing.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:39 PM   #4
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:47 PM   #5
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:59 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:44 PM   #8
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:50 PM   #9
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Who told you my secret!
9,386 confused Kampucheans.

Thanks to you, they have a website now.

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Old 11-18-2008, 12:40 AM   #10
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Thanks to you, they have a website now.

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