Pork Roast

cuttle · 11-22-2008, 11:55 PM

Today, I made a beautiful 6 lb "Schweinebraten" for dinner, we had two portions, the rest was supposed to be several more meals.... "my" damn dog stole it from the counter while we were not in the kitchen, it's all gone

Anybody wants to adopt a dog? She's sleeping very soundly right now

HurricaneHeather · 11-23-2008, 12:03 AM

Oh nos!

'73 H1 Triple · 11-23-2008, 12:03 AM

I have a 153 lb dog. I remove temptation by moving all food to the back of the counter.

It's just an animal with primal instincts, it's up to you to remove the temptations.

OneSickPsycho · 11-23-2008, 12:06 AM

My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...

HurricaneHeather · 11-23-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...

My cat will knock a cup of water right out of your hand to get some

OneSickPsycho · 11-23-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

My cat will knock a cup of water right out of your hand to get some

Yeah, The Bear does that shit too... He likes to hook your eating hand with his paw and try to pull it to his face... When you retract, he looks at you with his head cocked to the side like, "nones for Da Bear?"

askmrjesus · 11-23-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...

My cat would beat the fuck out of you, just for smelling like bacon.

He's bad like that.

JC

Particle Man · 11-23-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...

please tell me you got video of the cat pulling the bacon out of the hot grease

OneSickPsycho · 11-23-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

please tell me you got video of the cat pulling the bacon out of the hot grease

I didn't even see it happen... I left the kitchen... came back and was like, "I know there was more bacon than that"... Left... came back again... "Ok, there's a BIG peice missing"... Then I found his fuzzy ass chompin' on the bacon under the dining room table...

2up · 11-23-2008, 11:59 AM

My cat once stole my whole, freshly cooked, about to be eaten, steak. I set my plate on the coffee table, walked the 5 steps back to the kitchen (small apartment at the time) to get my drink, turned back around and the steak was missing. Cat had dragged it off the plate, onto the carpet and was chewing away at it. The combination of "cat mouth" and carpet fuzz killed my appetite.

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11-23-2008, 12:03 AM	#2
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Oh nos!

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'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	I have a 153 lb dog. I remove temptation by moving all food to the back of the counter. It's just an animal with primal instincts, it's up to you to remove the temptations.

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OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...

11-23-2008, 11:59 AM	#10
2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	My cat once stole my whole, freshly cooked, about to be eaten, steak. I set my plate on the coffee table, walked the 5 steps back to the kitchen (small apartment at the time) to get my drink, turned back around and the steak was missing. Cat had dragged it off the plate, onto the carpet and was chewing away at it. The combination of "cat mouth" and carpet fuzz killed my appetite.