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11-25-2008, 01:42 AM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
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Anybody ever try the Naked Man?
If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work?
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11-25-2008, 01:46 AM
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flyin high
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cali
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thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down
i just convinced myself to do it
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11-25-2008, 02:26 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
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I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent... In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals... It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards. Quote:
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11-25-2008, 09:38 AM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?
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11-25-2008, 09:56 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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11-25-2008, 10:13 AM
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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The last time I tried the Naked Man, I got arrested.
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11-28-2008, 12:13 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
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Shit... just remembered another catastrophic failure... The time I got naked while the chick was downstairs in the bathroom... Not sure exactly how it happened, but I fell over my tablesaw and down the stairs... That was ugly and I most certainly didn't get laid... |
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11-28-2008, 10:10 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.
A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.
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11-28-2008, 10:30 AM
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Some of these stories have me rolling.
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11-28-2008, 11:35 AM
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Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cleveland
Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R
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