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Old 04-01-2009, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers?

You literally can Talk to someone you dont even know...

http://omegle.com/

My first one...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whosterhe
You: Say what?
Stranger: whsthere
Stranger: whosthere
You: You mean whos there
Stranger: yep
You: I'm batman
Stranger: im jennifer lopez
Stranger: drom america
Stranger: im little frunk
Stranger: drunk
You: Really? you dont say
Stranger: i make new film
You: Im big High
Stranger: name is my big bobes
You: Big bobes magee?
Stranger: du you have good grass?
You: Nah man I got that liquid meth shit
Stranger: oh why not grass
You: Gas grass or ass
Stranger: i get free mari everyday
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:25 PM   #2
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: im not mad just in awe
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:25 PM   #3
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:28 PM   #4
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: Okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh fuck this is fun...

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Stranger: *coolface*
You: PIITB?
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:36 PM   #5
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oooo this is so much fun
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:38 PM   #6
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LMAO

Im a Dick...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HEY
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: let's play a little game
You: i say three words
You: then you say three words
Stranger: okay
You: and it'll be a ****ing wild story
Stranger: alrigh
Stranger: t
You: you start
Stranger: my names jordan
You: I have AIDS
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:27 PM   #7
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You: .
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Stranger: ty
You: NP
Stranger: you're very welcome
You: who's the fuckhead?
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:58 PM   #8
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore
You: give me my money bitch
You: i know its you shawanda
You: fucking cunt
You: i know you have my money
You: i am going to rape your 4 year old
You: and chop off her fucking head
You: wheres my money!!!
Stranger: hi
You: dont say hi bitch
You: go get my money
Stranger: baitola
Stranger: gay
You: meet me at the 7/11 in 5 mins
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:11 PM   #9
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You: what it be
Stranger: yeah
You: don't yeah me
Stranger: you into Elton John?
You: only once... but I was drunk
You: and he drugged m
Stranger: was Webster there?
You: he was filming
You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos
You: you still there fuckstick?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:20 PM   #10
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