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Old 04-19-2009, 11:08 PM   #1
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So I hurt my right hand again this morning. After taking it easy all day I was in excrutiating pain and was quickly loosing the ability to move my fingers and my hand was pretty much double its normal size.

I finally decided to make a trip to the ER. Turns out its a bad contusion (bruise).

Anyway, let this be a lesson to you all, rough sex with yourself can hurt.
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:36 PM   #2
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Hammer's don't make good sex toys Derf Try a wiffle bat instead maybe
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:52 PM   #3
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yeh i tried to catch a 10 lb hammer from falling, instead it just railed my hand into my workbench
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:58 PM   #4
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LOL my Grandpa had a big scar on his head above his left eye. If you asked him where he got it he would tell you, "never hang anything above your head that you wouldn't want to fall on you" apparently he had a saw hung up above his work bench and one day was hammering away on something and knocked it loose, and ended up with a pretty decent scar.
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:52 AM   #5
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thats what you get for using the ball gag.

I felt bad for the ortho resident last night we had a copuple of small consults here we needed attended to but apparently some guy didnt like his righ thand anymore and took a hatchet and tried hacking it off. I asked him how it looked and what the prognosis was and all he could say was its a fucking mess.

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Old 04-20-2009, 01:11 AM   #6
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LOL my Grandpa had a big scar on his head above his left eye. If you asked him where he got it he would tell you, "never hang anything above your head that you wouldn't want to fall on you" apparently he had a saw hung up above his work bench and one day was hammering away on something and knocked it loose, and ended up with a pretty decent scar.
My dumb ass loves to leave hammers sitting on 8' ladders so when I move it... BANG! I don't know how many times I've done that.
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:25 PM   #7
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My dumb ass loves to leave hammers sitting on 8' ladders so when I move it... BANG! I don't know how many times I've done that.
been there. ouch.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:07 PM   #8
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My dumb ass loves to leave hammers sitting on 8' ladders so when I move it... BANG! I don't know how many times I've done that.
That explains a lot.
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