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Old 05-14-2009, 02:53 PM   #1
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I don't care what they say or the hype they try to spin it, that woman is a beast of a woman. No sexy time.

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WASHINGTON (AFP) – For the first time the US First Lady has made Maxim magazine's annual top 100 list of "hottest women in the world," with Michelle Obama making the grade at number 93.

Billed as the "stimulus package America really needs," the British-based international magazine known for revealing pictorials of models and actresses showcases Obama in her tasteful official White House portrait.

In the rare accolade for a political spouse, the magazine notes that her husband President Barack Obama "may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome.

"But at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States."

Obama has been hailed as a style icon by fashionistas around the world since her husband was elected president.

Maxim's self-described "eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding" list has Obama topping "Top Chef" host and model Padma Lakshmi (#95) and Oscar-winning "Wrestler" star Marisa Tomei (#97).

The magazine, which has a monthly US circulation of some 2.5 million and is distributed throughout the world, moved over last year's chart-topper "Transformers" star Megan Fox to give the number one spot to TV's "House" actress Olivia Wilde.
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Old 05-14-2009, 02:55 PM   #2
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That woman's ugly.
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She is not hot at all, shes not hideous, but imo not attractive at all. I guess being ... oh nevermnind... not politics talk...
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13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat.
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hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there
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hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there
Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.
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Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.
Hells yeah
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Absolutely! ...but she's such a big fucking cunt, you'd surely have to donkey punch her...
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I've been a bad bad boy!

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I guess anything with the name Obama attached will instantly gain approval, whether its true or not.
I think I'm going to start a company and call it "Obama boxes" and just sell boxes full of shits I take.

I'm not a fan of Maxim or any of those "men's" magazines. If I am getting a "Man" magazine it's going to be Juggs, Hustler, or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass. But there is no way Michelle Obama should be listed in the top 100. You can go to any high school in America and come up with 100 hotter women than her. Not saying Michelle is that bad but in reality Sarah Palin is much hotter and then throw in Representative Mary Mack who would dominate both Palin and Obama.

This was Maxim's editors sucking on Barack's dick.
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